Recently, when we received our 1,400th perfect rating over at customer review aggregate ShopperApproved.com , we figured, “What’s the harm in maybe collecting screenshots of our favorite reviews and sending out a good-natured, old-fashioned PR release?” Well, as it turned out, the harm there was: negligible. So, here we present our short compilation of ShopperApproved reviews written by actual opinionated customers like—but not exactly identical to—you!
Whew! Luckily, we’re available to help procrastinators barely meet their deadlines year-round! And if you’re one of those manic, can-only-open-public-doorknobs-with-a-bleached-hankie types, we can likewise expedite your very special Christmas supplies and have them delivered to you just in time for Halloween.
“Very nice” “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers” “My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.” “High Five!” —Borat, Blanche DuBois, George M Cohan, and Borat, respectively.
We’re all grown adults, but you guys are starting to make us blush…
There don’t exist enough air quotes in the world to convey my skepticism that this review was in fact written by real-life person “Anonymous Customer” and not by JES employee Carl, available at phone extension 118.
Ha! THANKS FOR CHOOSING JES RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT!
You know what, Joseph? We could not agree with you more.
We truly respect our customers’ opinions on our service—feedback from you guys is obviously always welcome. If you want to see this list of reviews in its entirety, you can go to ShopperApproved.com , or visit ResellerRatings.com or BetterBusinessBureau.com for even more real-life, firsthand impressions.
